What
a horrendous run/walk I had last night. Never mind these horrendous moments
are best forgotten. Have I used the word "Horrendous" yet? Oh
well I had better get Horrendous out of the way. In spite of the non stop
verbal abuse and aggression that this peasant receives Horrendous is the
new Race Leader with his 8th position yesterday.Prince Paul was first
across the line - well he is a member of Andy's team - followed by this
time I insist on having my T-shirt Michael and Tearaway Trevor (who said
he was on crutches a few weeks ago?). They were followed home by Shifting
Stuart, Walker the Wise - in the fastest time of the day 18.31, Tenacious
Tom and newcomer Ambitious Andrew. Ambling Andy was 9th and Killer Ken
in 10th.
For those who are still reading and are also clever at maths you have
to guess which horrendous position I have omitted from the top ten!!
The other members of the human race were lead in by Madame Prince in 15th
place, Karefree Kate 34th and Trainee Tearaway 35th. In the Wake of Walker
the Wise (after Leeds!!) were Newton the Newcomer 18.47, Bard Brannon
18.57 and Waddling Wallett 19.46.
At this juncture once again sincere thanks to Start Fitness for supplying
T-shirts for this season's GP and please remember ALL Competitors that
you are welcome at Start Fitness shops provided that you deny any knowledge
of The Peasant.
Once again chez les autres gens Hustling Heather was fastest 24.10, followed
by Rachel the Roarer 24.53, Countess 25.17 and Nattering Nina 25.40.
In the team event Fearless Iain's team now has a 3 point advantage over
the Darling Caterers and Horror of Horrors Horrendous' team are a further
point behind.
To finish this narrative a request to NSP members. We need volunteers
to fetch and carry the finishing funnel apparatus for GPs 3 to 7. NIL
volunteers then it may have to be the end of the GPs as you will realise
that with about 100 runners finishing fairly close together on a main
road near a 'bus stop there could be safety problems if tired exhausted
athletes and Horrendous are allowed to spread out on to the road. Many
thanks to Jaunty Jonathon for doing this task yesterday - all help is
much appreciated.
Did any one notice who finished 17th yesterday. Watch your back H>
The peasant
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